fcuk my fcuking life i just made a thing that took me forever to write and then polyvore was like 'we can not process you request at this time. and sorry i'm behind there is a crazy storm system beating the siht out of my house right meow. oh also the titles on the royals are probably wrong and i'll add a friends and enemy section later, but if you want to comment and help me do it quicker that'd be lovely :3
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- - the girl - -
jacqueline grimaldi, 18.
likes: expensive alcohols, rain, being up high, french food, challenges, lacy lingerie, being reckless, art, keeping secrets, old books, taking risks, cats, traveling, new york times crossword puzzle, various drugs, scary movies, witty conversations, doing new things, casual sex.
dislikes: sports, being underground in subways, religions, dogs, not being able to smoke everywhere, repetitive things, reality tv, love, boring and stupid people, judgements, bright pastel colors, tabloids, weak coffee, insects, fears of any sort.
bio: jacqueline grimaldi, princess of monaco, has always been a little out of control hiding it well but after a few mishaps her father, prince louis (yes the infamous blair's first husband), suggested she move to new york city for the summer. while princesses are supposed to be kind, meek, optimistic, polite, and well tempered jacq tends to be a bit blunt, outspoken, dark, and uncontrollable. thus far monaco's public has always been responsive to her but after her last few mistakes it was decided she needed some time away from the lime light too bad her father sent jacq to a city that gossip girl has eyes all over, literally. oh louis don't you ever learn gossip girl was the downfall of your first marriage but will it have the same effect on your daughter and her reputation?
secret(s): well jacq's not exactly straight and that is one thing the monarchy will not stand for to get out which drives her to rely on certain substances more than most of her peers.
relationship status: single, for now.
model: karlie kloss
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prince louis grimaldi, 50.
ruler of monaco since his mother stepped down ten years ago. louis was married to blair waldorf-bass before their false and loveless marriage finally came into an end. he and jacqueline haven't gotten along well for quite some time now, but he loves her. how ever the pressure of having the perfect family is definitely starting to destroy their relationship. plus, louis has recently found out some secrets about his daughter that are eating him alive. and now he's given a daughter who needs love and supervision a large amount of distance and freedom.
princess estee johnson-grimaldi, 45.
charlotte is the perfect princess, minus the pedigree. she's got brains, looks, and a kind heart. she's almost sickeningly sweet. too bad she's easily distracted from her family, instead focusing on charities and public appearances to notice her own daughter is in need of her help. while charlotte is off being the perfect daughter in law jacqueline's going to be thousands of miles away spiraling out of control.
princess camille grimaldi, 11.
camille is practically half of jacqueline's age and might already be the number one choice for the crown at this point. camille is the spitting image of her mother. time will only tell if that is a good thing or not. camille's got the perfect temperament for the wife of a ruler but lacks the independence to rule a country on her own it seems thus far.
(young abigail breslin)
her serene highness sophia grace-grimaldi, 78.
sophia became the sole ruler of monaco after her husband's death when louis was only ten. ruling monaco on her own for around thirty years without actually being a part of monaco's royal family surprised most of the political world. but now that sophia's been apart of the grimaldi family for about sixty years statics show that she might just be the most well liked royal in quite some time. when louis turned forty she stepped down giving control of the principality to him which shocked many due to the country nearly being split in support between him and beatrice. sophia chose him because of his bright out look but is beginning to fear the responsibility is destroying that. another surprising thing is that sophia would chose jacqi for next in line, but she might be the only one.
(julie andrews in princess diaries)
lady beatrice grimaldi-harrison, 48.
[ i'd figured i'd let you do a little blurb for beatrice and lourdes and any siblings she has, but you don't have to @missmaddieweasley ]
lady lourdes harrison, 21.
maxwell evans, 21.
max and jacqi have know each other for as long as they remember, their parents are very close friends. this led to max and jacqi spending every vacation and holiday together until max turned eighteen leaving fifteen year old jacqi on her own without her best friend. turns out he's majoring in english at nyu, and currently living in the city interning for the new york times. he's always been a good influence on jacqi and maybe he can keep her from spiraling out of control, or maybe he'll make it worse. after all they haven't seen each other in three years and a lot has changed.
ashton mills, 20.
ashton and his best friend, and cousin, hunter have grown up new york since toddlers but never quite fit in with all the other use teens. ashton likes tattoos and bar brawls causing him to stick out like a sore thumb. he's quick tempered and rich, he's father is an oil tycoon, enough to buy his way out of all the trouble he causes. he and jacq met on her first night in town (they hooked up) and have stayed friends, just friends, since.
hunter blake, 19.
hunter is ashton's other half. they like the same things; trouble, alcohol, tattoos, expensive cars, designer drugs, women, and hurting people. unlike ashton, hunter causes pain in another, nonviolent, way. mind games are his favorite thing to play and he's gotten quite good. after all his father is one of america's biggest lawyers, lying is his specialty. ashton and hunter were already a dangerous pair, add a princess into the mix and things could get very messy.
dylan larkin, 20.
dylan has been grown up in upstate new york but came to nearly every upper east side event with her family. dylan fell in love with new york at a very young age, but not her parent's nyc, she likes greenwich, dive bars, unknown galleries, and is studying film at nyu. her mother was never very accepting of dylan's sexuality, despite her own brother's, and partying ways. dylan spent a lot of time visiting her cousin francesca and her uncles down south, now francesca's moved to new york and dylan's glad to have her but also a little concerned. dylan is reckless and wild but can be caring at times. she's a whirlwind of contradictions.